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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.
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| 2. |
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Student: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Student: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun give us light only in the day time when we dont' need it.
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| 3. |
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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| 4. |
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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| 5. |
Teacher: Shankar, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Shankar: You told me to do it without using tables!
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| 6. |
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
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| 7. |
Teacher: Shankar, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Shankar:
I is...
Teacher: No, Shanker. Always say, "I am."
Shankar: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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| 8. |
Teacher: Shanker, go to the map and find North America
Shanker: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Here it is!
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| 9. |
Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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| 10. |
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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| 11. |
Girl: I'm one year older than
you....will it bad for
our marriage?
?
Boy: No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
year.
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| 12. |
Teacher: The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one student.
Student: He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!!'
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| 13. |
The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver you
this parcel.'
Sardar: 'Why did you come so far? Instead you
could have posted it.'
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| 14. |
Sardar and his wife went to a coffee shop
Sardar said, 'Hurry Up Drink
quickly..... !!!'.
His wife asked, ' why...???'
Sardar said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs.
10'.
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| 15. |
Sardar was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed.
His wife sees this and asks: What you are doing.....?? ??
Sardar replies, I'm seeing how I look while
I'm sleeping.... !!!
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